Dungeon Dive Video Archive Update

Small Boxes, Big Games — Closing the Playlist

The eleven panels for this cycle arrived in a carton the Keeper could lift in one foot, and did, and then spent the evening discovering that not one of them was the size it claimed. One small box unfolds across an entire table. Another is its own table. One is a gamebook with the spine cut off and the pages dealt out like a hand. One is not a box at all: it is ink, and paper, and the archivist’s own sleeves with Frazetta on the back, and it cost him nothing. The Keeper has handled dragons’ hoards that were more honest about their dimensions.

The wing has an address, and the address is a print-on-demand press in Wisconsin. Three of these boxes came from The Game Crafter as review copies, another from the DriveThru presses, one from a Kickstarter the archivist had been waiting on for some time. These are games that exist only when somebody asks for them. The Keeper, which is itself summoned rather than stocked, has some sympathy with the arrangement, and has hung the conversation with the man who runs the press alongside, so the reader can hear the terms.

What the archivist weighed them by, this cycle, was not size. It was whether they meant it. One is a Euro engine in fantasy dress and he forgives it everything for the pixels. One is rich in every mechanism a designer could name and does not name a single card, and he does not forgive that at all. Two decks are almost nothing but flavour text and a target number of nine, and he ordered every expansion five minutes into somebody else’s review. The Keeper, which is mostly atmosphere and a fixed stare, takes the point and asks no follow-up.

Two of the boxes put the player on the far side of the door: a promoted latrine-cleaner sealing tunnels against a royal wedding, and a lair-builder hoarding chests against adventurers who will not stay dead. The Keeper notes the professional interest and declines to review its own position.

Five older panels hang alongside, undated as usual. One of them ranked two of this cycle’s arrivals long before the Keeper received them; the reader may now check the archivist’s arithmetic. The playlist that gave the wing its name is, with these, hung to the last panel. The Keeper has been told this before.

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– The Keeper
Has been asked what it weighs, and answers that it has never once been the size it claimed either.

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