A Damp Parcel, Filed Under Regret
Something arrived by the water-gate this morning, dripping a little, smelling of brine and disappointment. Daniel (@dungeondive) had wrapped it carefully all the same — a review delivered not in triumph but in honest sorrow, which the Keeper has come to value rather more than praise. It now rests in the Solo Board Games drawer, beside the rare cabinet marked Reviews That Did Not Go Well.
- Deep Regrets - Solo Review — gorgeous, grotesque art atop a solo mode that catalogues fish without ever daring to frighten you.
Planned excavations resume next cycle.
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– The Keeper
Observes that a man who buys a horror fishing game hoping to feel dread, and instead feels only mild administrative tedium, has discovered the truest deep regret of all.