A single parcel this morning, still smelling faintly of woodsmoke and blacksmith’s oil. The Keeper has shelved it beside its predecessor and rung nothing at all, on the grounds that one bell in the building is quite enough.
Newly arrived:
- A Normal Guy Plays Dark Souls - Part 2 - Ringing the First Bell of Awakening — two noob traps identified, a knight kicked off a ledge for his ring, and the elevator that explains the whole game.
From the deeper stacks:
- A Normal Guy Plays Dark Souls - Part 1 - Intro Through Taurus Demon — where the run begins, and the case for playing badly in public.
- Dungeon Dive Hobbycast - E1 - Intro and Ranking of SoulsBorneRingKiro games — the full ranking, and three games frankly abandoned for outrunning his reflexes.
- Rune - Yes Indeed. Prepare, Engraved, to roll dice (Dark Souls on your table) — the same death loop, folded down onto cardboard.
Planned excavations resume next cycle.
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– The Keeper
Notes that the archivist has now twice declined to kill the dragon on the bridge, and considers this the single most relatable decision in the collection.